Reunion In Drag (By Paisley Yankolovich)

Didn t we meet in high school?
Where you were so fucking cool
Football held below the belt
Wonder just how strong it felt

You used to say,  Pass the bowl
Now you bow before a glory hole
Wonder what they d say down the line?
Reunion s in one year s time

Reunion In Drag

Don t jump back, baby
Don t jump back
Don t jump back, baby
Don t jump back
Don t jump back, baby
Don t jump back

Reunion In Drag

I wanted to be just like you
I thought about it night after night
But my nylons are starting to wrinkle
And my dress is too damned tight

I look so dang fat
I can t get a fucking date
Two bit low-life bums
To whom I gravitate

Reunion In Drag

Don t jump back, baby
Don t jump back
Don t jump back, baby
Don t jump back
Don t jump back, baby
Don t jump back

Reunion In Drag

You re so scared
You start to whimper
You shake so much
You think you re going under

If we can where this shit tonight
Then we can wear it at work
School s out forever
You big jerk

You re so scared
You start to whimper
You shake so much
You think you re going under

If we can where this shit tonight
Then we can wear it at work
School s out forever

Didn t we meet in high school?