Afternoon Delight / I Don't Like You (By Paisley Yankolovich, etc.)

Thinking of you's working up an appetite
Looking forward to a little Afternoon Delight
Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite
And the thought of ____ing you is getting so exciting

We're like a couple of animals
When we have sex in the halls
Late at night she begs and begs
Spread the butter on her legs

Shoot my drug, shoot my wad
Thousands watch, thousands applaud
Beside her in the morning
I'm not just gross, I'm boring

No, you don't like me
I'm just someone that you wanna be
No I Don't Like You
You're just something that I wanna do

No, you don't like me
No, I Don't Like You

Thinking of you's working up an appetite
Looking forward to a little Afternoon Delight
Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite
And the thought of ____ing you is getting so exciting

If we wanna be reasonable
Say our love is seasonal
Nurse each other for today
Then just throw the sponge away

That's right, throw it in the trash
Just a remnant of the past
No one that I really knew
I can't stand the thought of you

No I Don't Like You
You're just something that I wanna do
No, you don't like me
I'm just someone that you wanna be

No, I Don't Like You
No, you don't like me